Boxing legend welterweight Zab Judah with a street fight in miami playing a game of Dice. I know who you is, playa!
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
Knowledge is the antidote to fear. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
1. Cheater cheater pumpkin eater. Yes the Patriots apparently stole signals. Yes the Patriots apparently got caught. Yes, there will probably be sanctions. Severe sanctions. Severus Snape sanctions. Severus Snape sanctions like suspensions. Severus Snape sanctions like fines. Severus Snape sanctions like the loss of draft picks. So be it. But then this guy has to open his big yapper. His big flapper. His big trapper. LT. The touchdown maker. The record breaker. The shake and baker. The dirty rotten snaker. I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy LaDainian Tomlinson. I want him dead! I want his team dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on his ashes! First he cries on national television after the Patriots mock his own cheater of a teammate after beating the Chargers senseless in the playoffs. Now this. Now he blasts the Patriots again after signalgate. For Mr. Everything’s utter lack of respect, this is what the Patriots are going to do the San Diego Super Chargers Sunday night: Read More »
Ain’t no stoppin’ us now. We’re on the move. Ain’t no stoppin’ us now. We’ve got the groove. -McFadden & Whitehead
Hey, hey, holy mackerel, no doubt about it, the Cubs are on their way! Hey, hey, holy mackerel, no doubt about it, the Cubs are gonna hit today! They sure hit yesterday. Aramis Ramirez sure hit yesterday. Aramis Ramirez had a huge day. A colossal day. A monster day. A tremendous day. Aramis Ramirez went four for five with two homers, two RBIs, and three runs scored. Holy Cow! Just in the nick of time. The Cubs needed this one. They needed this 12-3 shellacking of the Cardinals. Needed it bad. Real bad. Because I’m bad, I’m bad. Come On. You know I’m bad, I’m bad. You know it. Read More »
Trying to understand is like straining through muddy water. Be still and allow the mud to settle. -Lao Tzu
1. Speaking about college QBs, how ’bout that Matt Ryan. High flyn’ Matt Ryan. Death defyn’ Matt Ryan. Battle cryn’ Matt Ryan. He may have thrown for only 142 yards a TD against the Wolf Pack on Saturday, but he sure looks like the best QB in the country to me. Fly like an eagle. Let my spirit carry me. Fly like an Eagle, till I’m free. Read More »
Oh, can’t you see the morning after? It’s waiting right outside the storm. Why don’t we cross the bridge together, and find a place that’s safe and warm? -Maureen McGovern
Ok here we go! The NFL. Week one. The thrills. The spills. Oh, the humanity. Let’s get to this. Like we always knew this. Like Marvin Lewis. Let’s go to the videotape: Read More »
The Oregon Duck Mascot opens a can on the Houston Cougar. Absolutely hilarious:
Peace out Cougar. Six two and even!
First off, I’m no linguist. But from what I can tell:
A) Cops beat hooligan; then
B) Hooligans beat cops
This is what Beckham wants to go back to?
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even
So put me on a highway. And show me a sign. And take it to the limit one more time. -Eagles
Ok, here we go! I know. I’m insufferable. Can you blame me? Huh? Can you? The Sox have sewn up the division. The Sox have shown up the division. The Sox have blown up the division. So what’s a guy to do? Turn to football for a little while, that’s what. Turn to the best team in football for a little while, that’s what. In a little while. Surely you’ll be mine. In a little while, I’ll be there. In a little while the Patriots will be there. The NFL. This is what it’s all about. This is what the New England Patriots are all about. I know. I know. This is that time of year. The air is a little bit crisper. The air is a little bit cooler. The leaves are still green, but they won’t be for long. Let me tell you ’bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees. It’s that time of year when every fan is aglow with the optimism that over the next four-plus months their team will prevail. But those fans are stupid. I am not every fan. I am a New England Patriot fan. My optimism is real. You’re the real thing. Yeah the real thing. You’re the real thing. Even better than the real thing. Read More »
Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the Hit Parade. Guys like us, we had it made. Those were the days. -All In The Family
Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go! The Boston Red Sox. My Team. Always have been. Always will be. We go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong. Remembered for ever like shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom. Sherman, set the Way Back Machine to 1977. Ahhh 1977. Gary Gilmore is executed by firing squad in Utah. Star Wars. Elvis dies. Sir Duke. The Red Sox. We’ve all seen Bronx is Burning. I saw it too. I saw it first hand. I saw it from the other side. The Fenway side. Youngest of six. Youngest of four boys. My father’s favorite words: Take Josh with you. Oh, you’re going to the donkey basketball game, take Josh with you. Oh, you’re going roller-skating, take Josh with you. Oh you’re going to the Red Sox, take Josh with you. And take me they did. Read More »
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i o. And on his farm he had some chicks, ee i ee i o. With a cluck-cluck here. And a cluck-cluck there. Here a cluck, there a cluck. Everywhere a cluck-cluck. Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i o. -Frank C. Brown
Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go! Go away for a couple of days and see what happens? See what happens? Huh? Do ya? Seven games baby! Seven games. See how we do? We do it like this. We do it like that. We do it with the wiffle ball bat. We do it with the kids. That’s fine. I know them all pretty well. But I know sometimes I must get out in the light. Better leave her behind with the kids, they’re all right. The kids are all right. These kids are all right: Read More »
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