Take it easy, take it easy. Don’t let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy. -Eagles
Looks like the Sox are packing it in. Off the attacking it in. Hit the sacking it in. Can’t say as I blame them. Can’t say as I like it. I’m with Herm on this one. This is what’s great about sports. This is what the greatest thing about sports is. You play to win the game. Hello? You play to win the game. You don’t play it to just play it. That’s the great thing about sports: you play to win, and I don’t care if you don’t have any wins. You go play to win. When you start tellin’ me it doesn’t matter, then retire. Get out! ‘Cause it matters.
It matters to me too, Herm. It matters to me, more than most. But you know what matters to me more. Winning the playoffs. Winning the World Series. The whole shebang. When all is said and done, it don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got them rings. Doo-wab-di-wab doo-wab-di-wab doo-wab-di-wab doo-wab-di-wah. So, if that means resting some cats, so be it. Get your pitching staff in order. Rest Manny. Rest Okajima. Rest the Greek of God Walks. Rest D-Nice. Gy-ro-mite! Rest Tek. Rest Big Papi. Rest ‘em all. Rest ‘em all so they’re ready. Ready, set, go cat go! Ready Teddy. I’m ready ready ready to rock ‘n’ roll!
The Sox will be ready to rock ‘n’ roll. Three is a magic number. Yes it is, it’s a magic number. Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity you get three as a magic number. Three is the magic number for the playoffs. I’m not saying I don’t want the Sox to win this thing. Because, I do. I’m not saying I don’t think they can win this thing. Because, I do. I still say they win it by three games. I’m just saying they don’t have to. Know this sports fans: The New York Metropolitans were the only team last year to win a series with the home field advantage. The only team. So as nice as it sounds, it ain’t all that important.
The Red Sox are still the best team in baseball. The Red Sox still have the best starting pitching in baseball. The Red Sox still have the best closer in baseball. The Red Sox still have Manny and Papi. The Red Sox still have some young hungry kids in Ellsbury, Pedroia, Lester and Buchholz. The Red Sox will still wake the damn Bambino and drill him in his ass. So everybody just settle the heck down. Roll Sox roll!
PS: Bob Ryan can blow it out his ear.
Public Acknowledgements: Herm Edwards, Cab Calloway, Little Richard, Schoolhouse Rock and Pedro Martinez
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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Screw the Babe………lets drill all New Yorkers in the ass. It’s time to make a move, good piece.
Oh the lament of Red Sox fans is music to my ears! At least you have Wakefield, but dear me he got hammered just yesterday. And what to make of Manny being Manny? You simply must pay more if you want him to play in September, with another bump for October services.
Stumble to the finish, get swept and put on the Patriots jersey.