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Public Knowledge: Spygate, Brady Quinn And More

By: josh q. public on: Wednesday, September 12, 2007 @3:41 pm

Public Knowledge: Spygate, Brady Quinn And More

Knowledge is the antidote to fear.  -Ralph Waldo Emerson

1.  Cheater cheater pumpkin eater.  Yes the Patriots apparently stole signals.  Yes the Patriots apparently got caught.  Yes, there will probably be sanctions.  Severe sanctions.  Severus Snape sanctions.  Severus Snape sanctions like suspensions.  Severus Snape sanctions like fines.  Severus Snape sanctions like the loss of draft picks.  So be it.  But then this guy has to open his big yapper.  His big flapper.  His big trapper.  LT.  The touchdown maker.  The record breaker.  The shake and baker.  The dirty rotten snaker.  I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy LaDainian Tomlinson. I want him dead!  I want his team dead! I want his house burned to the ground!  I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on his ashes!  First he cries on national television after the Patriots mock his own cheater of a teammate after beating the Chargers senseless in the playoffs.  Now this.  Now he blasts the Patriots again after signalgate.  For Mr. Everything’s utter lack of respect, this is what the Patriots are going to do the San Diego Super Chargers Sunday night:             

2.  Baby brother Eli is hurting.  Separated shoulder.  Not a separated shoulder.  Tomato.  Tomahto.  Let’s call the whole thing off.  The Giants are in big trouble.  Big fat Jared Loenzen?  Egads man.  The Giants are a team of malcontents.  Jeremy Shockey.  Michael Strahan.  Palxico Burress.  Even Tiki in his departure.  With Eli and Brandon Jacobs out of the line-up, the only guys with any class whatsoever, the Giants are doomed.  Doomed I tell you.

3.  Come all without, come all within.  You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Quinn.  We’ll be seeing him sooner than we thought.  Charlie Frye, benched before halftime on Sunday, was traded to Seattle for a sixth-round draft pick on Tuesday.  Cinderella story. Outta nowhere.  A former green room refugee, now, about to become the Browns starting quarterback.  It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole!  It’s in the hole!  It’s in the hole!  It may be a week or two, but it’s coming.  The Brady Quinn era.  I cannot wait.

4.  How in God’s name does this happen?  A guy about to have the worst record in Major League Baseball gets a contract extension through the 2012 season.  Ozzie Guillen.  Just makes no sense.  None at all.  What next?  A Kenny Williams extension?

5.  The Dixie Cannonball just keeps chugging along.  Jake Peavy.  In a the first game of a huge, gigantic, enormous NL West series, San Diego’s Jake Peavy won his NL-leading 17th game.  Won his  NL-leading 17th game and helped the Padres create even more wiggle room in the NL Wild-Card race.  Peavy just owns the Dodgers.  He hasn’t lost to them since Sept. 13, 2003.  Yikes!  The Padres are now two and a half games up on the Fighting Phils for the Wild Card.  The Padres will be one awfully scary team come playoff time.  One awfully scary team.

6.  In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups.  The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders.  These are their stories.  This is Zeke’s story.  Browne Sanders accuses Thomas of referring to her as a “ho” before he made “an about-face and repeatedly professed his love for her.”  Stay tuned.  More fun to come.  Dun dun.  Dun dun.

7.  And there’s no telling who that it’s naming.  Oh the loser will be later to win.  For the times, they are a changing.  They certainly are.  Norfolk State plays Rutgers next week.  Norfolk State coach Pete Adrian:  After watching Rutgers on film and watching Michigan play (Oregon), I think I’d rather be playing Michigan.  Yowza!

8.  How bout them Red Sox!  From seven runs down to seven runs up, just like that.  When I move you move.  Just like that.  Hell yeah!  Hey DJ bring that back!  The Sox brought that back.  Mike Lowell brought that back.  Dustin Pedroia brought that back.  The Greek God of Walks brought that back.  Jacoby Elsbury brought that back.  Even JD Drew brought that back.  Hell, the Sox hit for the cycle as a team in the sixth inning.  Roll Sox, roll!

9.  Yankees still suck.  See you this weekend bitches.

10.  Larry Bird must be losing his mind about now.  The Pacers are becoming the Cincinnati Bengals of the NBA.  Shawne Williams was just charged with marijuana possession, driving without a license, driving with an expired license plate and failure to signal a lane change.  He was released from Marion County Jail without having to post bond.  Williams is the fourth Pacer to be arrested since October.  Not good for the Legend.  Not good at all.

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

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    Bostonian Says:

    First, every team does things to steal/decode signals from the other team to get a competitive edge. The issues are did the Pats over step the boundaries and, if they did, what should the punishment be.

    If it is determined that the Pats did overstep the boundary, then the punishment should fit the crime. The camera was consficated at halftime, so any advantage the Pat’s offense had was gone in the second half. So the Pats should forfeit all points scored in the first half, and the final score should be Pats win 24 to 14.

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    Bostonian Says:

    First, every team does things to steal/decode signals from the other team to get a competitive edge. The issues are did the Pats over step the boundaries of the league and, if so, what should the punishment be.

    If it is determined that the Pats did overstep the boundary, then the punishment should fit the crime. The camera was confiscated at halftime, so any advantage the Pat’s offense had was gone in the second half. So the Pats should forfeit all points scored in the first half, and the final score should be changed to the Pats win 24 to 14.

    New Yorkers should stop looking for excuses for their pathetic teams.

    Why was the New York entrant into the AFC called the jets, because new Yorkers cannot spell airplane…………………….

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    joshhasasmalldik Says:

    Bellichek should be suspended for 4 games, Pats should lose the 3-5 picks in the upcoming draft.
    “My interpretation of the rules..” haha.