Have a peek at Mike Machuga’s choice of celebration following his first ever title win:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
This is the end. Beautiful friend. This is the end. My only friend, the end. -The Doors
Ok, here we go! What’s crack-a-lacking sports fans? Ha ha ha! Did you see it? Huh? Didjya? This is what the Deetroit Tigers did to the Yankees last night:
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. -Socrates
1. Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi. Yup. The fat lady. She ain’t singing, but she sure as heck is warming up. If you watched the Yankees arms stumble and bumble during their two-week jaunt through the upper echelons of the American League, you saw the writing on the wall. You saw that the Big Bad Bombers do not have enough starting pitching to be any serious threat to the Red Sox in the AL Beast or catch the Mariners in the wild-card chase. You can Andy Petite me. You can Mr. Wang, No Offense me. You can Joba Chamberpot me. Heck, you can even Luis Vizcaino me. I’m not biting. I saw Bullwinkle pitch. I saw Fat Roger pitch. I saw the chosen one, Phyllis HUghs pitch. I am not impressed. Roll sox, roll! Read More »
Miss Teen USA 2007 – Ms. South Carolina answers a question:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
Everything will eventually come to an end. So try to savor the moment. Cuz time flies, don’t it. The beauty of life, you gotta make it last for the better. Cuz nothin’ lasts forever. -Nas
Ok, here we go! Just a little one today. An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini one today. That she wore for the first time today. Maybe you missed it. Maybe you missed the Bombers oh so heartbreaking loss at the hands of Carlos Guillen and the Deetroit Tigers. Walk-off bomb by Carlos Guillen and the Deetroit Tigers. Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito. Yo te quiero, oh mi corazn. Woo doggy! Walk-off bomb by Carlos Guillen and the Deetroit Tigers at 3:30 in the morning. If you missed that, you probably missed this. Read More »
Yo back up now and give a brother room. The fuse is lit and I’m about to go boom. Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room. Tic-tic-tic-tic boom! -Fresh Prince
OK, here we go! The Boomer. The shake the roomer. Like Mazda, the zoom zoom zoomer. Like Arnold, it’s not a tumor. Unable to obtain a proven starter, Dem Bums addressed their beleaguered pitching staff woes by reaching a tentative contract agreement with free agent David Wells. Great move by the Dodgers. Great move. Why not take a flier out on this cat? They ain’t out of it yet. Just two and a half back in the Wild Card standings. Hey, he may not be a world beater anymore. He may have given up twenty-six runs in his final 16 2/3 innings with the Padres. He may have ended up with a 5-8 record and a 5.54 ERA. He may have done all that, but this guy can still find the strike zone. Read More »
The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance. -Ben Franklin
1. Michael Vick. The man broke the law. The man got caught. Period. I hear the excuses. There are no excuses. Like my man Tony Baretta always says: Don’t go to bed, with no price on your head. No, no, don’t do it. Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time. Yeah, don’t do it. And keep your eye on the sparrow. When the going gets narrow. Don’t do it, don’t do it. Read More »
Video footage from the 30-3 shellacking of the orioles at the hands of the Texas Rangers:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
You can ring my be-e-ell, ring my bell. -Anita Ward
OK, here we go! Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is. What a relief Jonathan Papelbon is. Best closer in baseball. Wild Thing, you make my heart sing. Made our hearts sing last night.
Last night, he pitched a perfect 1 1/3 innings. I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect. Peter perfect pimped a perfect Peter. Honey dripper, sucker sipper, big dipper, sucker dipper. Drippin’ suckers like it’s goin’ out-a-style. Creatin’ flavors for da Flavor Flav pile. Lampin’ booyee madina style. Read More »
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