I got so much trouble on my mind. I refuse to lose. Here’s your ticket. Hear the drummer get wicked. -Public Enemy
Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go! What’s crack-a-lacking sports fans? The Big Ticket to the Boston Celtics! That’s what! Gray skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face. Brush off the clouds and cheer up, put on a happy face. Yes put on a happy face Celtics’ Nation. The Truth. The Big Ticket. Jesus Shuttleworth. Can you say Hot Lantic Champions? Can you say NBA Eastern Conference Champions? Can you say NBA Champions? I can. And now, so can the Boston Celtics.
If this trade finally comes to fruition, the Celtics will be a force to be reckoned with. A force to be wreckin’ with. I wreck shop, now pull your leg I beg your pardon. And rock a wicked rhyme like eighty-six at the Garden. We wreck shop, you know we wreck shop. You know we know we know we wreck shop. The Celtics will be wreckin’ shop all right.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Big Al. I hate to see him go. I really do. Twenty-two years old and nothing but up side. Upside out the backside. But we’re talking KG here. The Big Ticket. We’re talking about winning now. Serenity now! And as they say, a ring in the hand is worth two in the bush. Paul Pierce, the most unsung baller in the league today, finally gets a stud to play alongside with. Ray Ray to boot? Fuhgettaboutit! Last year, before all the injuries, the Celtics were atop the Hot ‘Lantic. This year, with Garnett, they will be atop the NBA. On top of the world looking down on creation. Russell, Cousy and Heinson. Cowens, Havlicek and Jo-Jo. Bird, Mchale and Parrish. Now, Pierce, Allen and Garnett. Sing it with me bitches, follow the bouncing ball: Happy days are here again. The skies above are clear again. So let’s sing a song of cheer again. Happy days are here again!
Public Acknowledgements: Bye Bye Birdie, Run DMC, The Carpenters and Barbara Striesand.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
Need More? Boston Celtics, Kevin Garnett, NBA, Paul Pierce, Ray Allen
.jpg){kind=small}
