We’re gonna rock around the clock tonight. We’re gonna rock, rock, rock, ’till broad daylight. We’re gonna rock around the clock tonight. -Bill Haley
Ok, here we go! I got something new for ya. New Zoo Review for ya. Coming right at you, for ya. Gary Gnu for ya. And now for something really gnew. Fonzie Plays The Bongos! The behemoth. The Brobdingnagian. The Bunyanesque. The colossal. The cyclopean. The elephantine. The gargantuan. The giant. The Herculean. The heroic. The huge. The immense. The jumbo. The mammoth. The massive. The mastodonic. The mighty. The monster. The monumental. The mountainous. The prodigious. The pythonic. The titanic. The tremendous. The stupendous. Fonzie Plays The Bongos!
It is my contention. My Silver Contention. Fly, robin fly. Fly, robin fly. Fly, robin fly. Up, up to the sky. Fonzie Plays The Bongos! It is my contention, that when Fonzie played those bongos, it was the true apex of Happy Days. So when Fonzie jumped the shark, in reality, the act of jumping the shark, was merely playing the bongos. He had already reached his apex. So saying JJ Hardy has jumped the shark. Jumped the shark like Chris Shelton. Saying that. It is really saying JJ Hardy Played The Bongos! Get it? Got it? Good. Sorry. Wrong show. Schlemeil, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated.
We’re gonna do it! Yes we are. Yes, we are. Fonzie Plays the Bongos! Booby Abreu plays the bongos! Fun, right? This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You’ll be whistling Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah out of you’re assholes! Praise Marty Moose! Fonzie Plays The Blongos! All praise, Fonzie Plays The Bongos. We’ve come a long long way together. Through the hard times and the good. I have to celebrate you baby. I have to praise you like I should. Fonzie Plays The Bongos! Without further ado, for the first time ever:
Fonzie Plays The Bongos: Danny Almonte plays the bongos! The Little Unit plays the bongos. Last seen, the Little Unit was pitching the Bronx through Little League World Series. Threw the first perfect game in the Little League World Series. Darling of a nation. This here music, mash up the nation. This here music, cause a sensation. Tell your ma. Tell your pa. Everything’s gonna be all right. Can’t you feel it? Dont ignore it. Gonna be all right. Danny was gonna be all right. Later seen, pitching in the Frontier League. Man, I did love this game. I’d have played for food money. It was the game. The sounds, the smells. Did you ever hold a ball or a glove to your face? Shoot, I’d play for nothing! He nearly was. Playing for the Southern Illinois Miners. Almonte just left a game after a paltry two and one thirds innings. He was touched for six hits. He was touched for five runs. He was touched for five walks. He was touched with a wild pitch. Touched for the very first time. When your heart beats next to mine. Lastest seen, Danny Almonte cut by the Miners. Danny Almonte Plays The Bongos!
Public Acknowledgements: Henrietta Hippo, Great Space Coaster, Roget, Lenny & Squiggy, Vacation, Walt Disney, Fat Boy Slim, The Clash, Field of Dreams and Madonna.
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
Need More? Danny Almonte,MLB
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