Hooray Boston Sports!

Josh Q. Public:  Clear the decks!  Clear the tracks!  You’ve got nothing to do but relax.  Blow a kiss.  Take a bow.  Honey, everything’s coming up roses!  -Mama Rose

Public Service Announcement:  OK, here we go!  Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay.  My, oh my what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading my way.   Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay.  Oh my goodness.  It just keeps getting better and better.  I got a girlfriend that’s better than that.  She has the smoke in her eyes.  She’s moving up, going right through my house.  She’s gonna give me a surprise.  I got two girlfriends that’s better than that.  I got two girlfriends full of surprises.  Two girlfriends better than McDonald’s French frieses.  Two girlfriends that make me cross my eyeses.  The Red Sox and the Patriots.  The Patriots and the Red Sox.   City of Champions baby.  Titletown baby.  It takes two to make a thing go right.  It takes two to make it outta sight.  The Sox are outta sight.  Outta sight in first.  The Pats are outta sight.  Outta sight making moves like they were Vinnie Barbarino.  It takes two, baby.  It takes two, baby.  To make a dream come true.  Just takes two.  Sox taking five out of six from the New York Yankees.  Seven of their last ten.  Best record in all of baseball.  Patriots taking Randy Moss and Adalius Thomas.  From AFC Championship game back to World Championship.  Can anybody stop this juggernaut Red Sox team?  Can anybody stop this juggernaut Patriots team?  You can’t stop them, you can only hope to contain them.  Ain’t no stoppin’ us now.  We’re on the move.  Ain’t no stoppin’ us now.  We’ve got the groove.  Moving and grooving baby.  Moving and Grooving.  Red Sox starting pitching moving and grooving.  The Big Three can’t be beat.  Boom Boom Beckett 5-0, 2.48 ERA.  Schilling back to his old self.  D-Nice.  Thirty-eight Ks.  Patriots offense moving and grooving.  Brady to Moss, are you kidding me?  Stallworth too?  Turn up the heat.  The heat comin’ thick down from Sao Paulo.  Bankin’ New York shakin’ up the Apollo.  Red Sox bats shaking shaking some folks up.  Manny, Papi, and Alex Cora going yard yesterday.  Going yard when it matters most.  They just keep coming back.  Game after game.  Patriots defense shaking some folks up.  Adalius Thomas, Teddy Bruschi and Mike Vrabel.  Who’s playing for second?  Yes folks, happy days are here again.  The skies above are clear again.  Let us sing a song of cheer again.  Happy days are here again.  C’mon sing it with me.  Altogether shout it now!  There’s no one who can doubt it now.  So let’s tell the world about it now.  Happy days are here again!  Roll Sox roll! Roll Pats roll! Roll Boston roll!

PS:  If the Celtics get the Gigantic-O make it three.

PSS:  Speaking of three, in case you missed it. Troy Trevor Tulowitzki made an unassisted triple play and hit a triple.  Spooky.  Triple trouble.  If you wanna know the real deal about the three.  Well let me tell you, we’re triple trouble ya’ll. We’re gonna bring you up to speed.

Public Acknowledgements:  Walt Disney, Talking Heads, Welcome Back Kotter, Rob Bass, Marvin Gaye, McFadden & Whitehead, Black Eyed Peas and Jack Yellen.

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Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!