Miami Heat Repeat

Suntanned bodies and waves of sunshine.  The Florida girls and a beautiful coastline.  With warmed up weather, let’s get together and do it again.  -Beach Boys

Public Service Announcement:  OK, here we go!  South Beach bringin’ the Heat, unh.  Haha, can y’all feel that?  Can y’all feel that?  Jig it out, unh!  What time is it?  You know what time it is.  Playoff basketball time.  And when I say playoff basketball, you know what I’m talking about, boyeeee!  I love this game!  I love the Heat.  The Miami Heat.  Bouncin’ in the club where the Heat is on.  All night on the beach, till the break of dawn.  Welcome to Miami.  Buenvenidos a Miami.       

I know I’ve been Chris Boshing you with the Raptors.  I know I’ve been jinglin’ janglin’ you with the Spurs.  I know.  I also know when push comes to shove, I’m feeling the Heat.  It’s like a Heatwave.  A Miami Heatwave.  Burning in my heart.  Sure things were touch and go there during the regular season.  Sure they lost the opener by forty-two.  Sure they lostShaq Daddy and Flash for a combined seventy-one games.  Sure they dipped below even Steven twice.  But that was the regular season.  You can pack up the regular season in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile.  And I haven’t seen a smile that pretty in a while. 

How can’t the Heat be smiling?  They got that four ringed circus, the Big Baryshnikov.  The greatest show on earth.  Shaquille O’Neal.  Is that the cat you wanna be facing in the post season?  Is that the cat you wanna give a reason?  Is that the cat you wanna be displeasin’?  Shaq Fu is still the most feared big man in the game.  You can Big Fundamental me.  You can Disco Dirk me.  You can Big Ben Wallace me.  Heck, you can even Amare Stoudamire me.  Shaq Daddy is the biggest Big Daddy of them all.  The Mac Daddy will make you: Jump!  Jump!  The Daddy Mac will make you Jump!  Jump!  Made folks jump when Flash was out.  Put the Heat on his back when Flash was out.  Put them on his back and took the Southeast title when Flash was out.  And, just so you know, Miami is the only team to ever win the Southeast since the NBA split into new divisions.  It’s their seventh overall division championship.  More than any other team in all of the NBA since 1996. 

And, just so you know, Flash ain’t out no more.  Flash.  Ahh ahh, saviour of the universe.  Flash.  Ahh ahh.  He’ll save everyone of us.  Flash.  Ahh ahh, he’s a miracle.  Flash.  Ahh ahh, king of the impossible.  Dwyane Wade is back.  He make look a little a rusty now.  May look a little dusty now.  May look a little crusty now.  But he’s no Herschel Pinkus Yerucham Krustofski.  Nope, no clown he.  Flash: “‘I just know I’ll get better.”  I believe him.  Like my main man, the Boss, always says:  “At the end of every hard earned day, people find some reason to believe.”  In Flash we trust.  You saw him last year.  Sportsman of the Year last year.  More importantly, NBA Finals MVP last year.  Why wouldn’t I trust him.  I know it.  You know it.  Mean Dovine knows it.  He’s the best damn guard there is.  Not for nothing.  You saw that dunk, right?  The dunk with the funk.  When D-Wade split the middle on them punks.  With authority!  Ya, thought so. 

Toine’s finding his comfort zone.  Getting giddy in the zone.  Shimmy shimmy shaking in the zone.  He shakes it to the left.  He shake it to the right.  He does the hippy shake shake with all of his might.  He’s got the hippy hippy shakes.  Yeah!  So, say what you want.  I’m taking the Heat.  I’m taking the Heat to repeat.  To repeat the treat.  They can’t be beat.  Party in the city where the heat is on.  All night on the beach till the break of dawn.  Welcome to Miami.  Buenvenidos a Miami.

Public Acknowledgements:  The Beach Boys, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Martha and the Vandellas, The Miami Herald, The Florida Sun Sentinel, Spike Jones, Beastie Boys, Kriss Kross, Queen, The Simpsons, Bruce Springsteen, Sideline View, Marv Alberts, Craig Kilborn and the Beatles

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

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