Feel the heat burning you up, ready or not. Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on. Some feel the heat and decide that they can’t go on. -Power Station
Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go, Daddy-O! Shaq Daddy-O. All right. I’ll ask the obligatory, “How you doin’ in your brackets?” Truth is, I don’t care. Truth is, there’s something else going on out there. Something else, mon fraire. Something’s got me amazed. Don’t know what to do. My head’s in a haze. It’s like a heatwave. A Miami Heatwave. A Shaquille O’Neal Heatwave. While you were watching your Dookies get wooped up on by their VCU Rams. While you were watching the Gigantic-O get more colossal with every touch. While you were watching all that, the Miami Heat were doing a little dancing of their own. I could dance with you ’til the cows come home. On second thought, I’d rather dance with the cows ’til you came home. Rufus T. Firefly style.
Dancin’ on the heads of the New Jersey Nets up at the swamp. Wally Gator is a swinging alligator in the swamp. He’s the greatest percolator when he really starts to romp. There has never been a greater operator in the swamp. See ya later, Wally Gator. See ya later all y’all Gators. The Heat are woopin’ up on everbody. The Heat have just wooped up on eight straight. The Heat have just wooped up on eight straight without the Flash. The Heat wooped up on sixteen of their last twenty. The Heat wooped up on nine of their last eleven without the Flash. Take that all you Kobe apologists.
The Big Aristotle. The Big Baryshnikov. The Big Stock Exchange. Putting up the numbers baby! He’s been putting up numbers. Big numbers. During this eight game run, Shaq has averaged twenty-one big points. Shaq has grabbed ten big boards. Twice he’s had outbursts of over thirty big points. Six times, he’s had outbursts of over nine big boards. The Diesel has brought his team to a half game back in the Southeast. As great as Shaq has been playing, he hasn’t been doing it alone. Um, that right, Kemosabe. Hi yo Silver, away! He’s has help. Word to your mother. Ice ice baby, too cold, too cold.
Since Flash dislocated his left shoulder, White Chocolate has dished out forty-four dimes. Since Flash dislocated his left shoulder, White Chocolate has committed just 11 turnovers Since Flash dislocated his left shoulder, White Chocolate has helped the Medula Obligata in the scoring column. Williams has done his part with a twenty point performance against Minnesota and a twenty-three point effort in Washington that started this eight game nonsense. Hibachi. And believe it or not, White Chocolate has been playing defense. Tenacious defense.
Not for nothing, the Heat have gone fourteen and four since Eddie Jones climbed aboard back in early February. Antoine Walker has been making shimmy shimmy shaking, long bombing, game winning threes. Udanis Haslem has been playing solid, solid basketball. Solid Gold. Solid Gold Dancers. Mmmmmm. Solid Gold Dancers. Flash and Kapano should be back any day now. So while your tending to your brackets. While you’re embarrassingly crushing on Nash and Disco Dirk. While you’re doing all that, Shaq and Miami’s Heating up for another Championship. East Coast, baby! East Coast! Tim Dog style.
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
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