What will they think of next?

Piss out homies. Six two and Even!

Hey hotshot, you’re a one man band.  The Don on the block with a glock in your hand.  -UB40

Rink rats rejoice! All anyone can talk about these days is Sidney Crosby.  All anyone can talk about these days is Alexander Ovechkin.  All anyone can talk about these days is Evgeni Malkin.  And well they should.  Those are all some pretty sharp shooters.  But I’m here to tell you, there’s a new young gun in town.  Patrice Bergeron.  The man that made Joe Thornton expendable.  A man on fire.  En flambe!  Scalding.  Torrid.  You want to know how hot?  OK.  I’ll tell you.  Patrice is riding a streak of at least one point in ten straight games.  In fact, so far this season, Patrice’s biggest pointless streak is 1 game. That’s right  folks, one game.  During this current streak, he has seventeen points.  Six goals and eleven assists.  Had another goal last night.  Another goal that turned out to be the game winner.  Back in November, Patrice had three game winners in three straight games.  Goodness gracious.  But this kid isn’t just a goal scorer, he’s a playmaker.  The other night against Ottawa, he had five assists.  Five.  Count’em.  1…2…3…4…5, senses working overtime.   Over the last four weeks, only Sydney Crosby, Alex Ovechkin, Jarome Iginla and Vincent Lecavalier have more points.  That’s it.  Pretty heady company.  Hedy Lamarr.   But this should come as no surprise.            Read More »

The NFL play-offs.  Things are a little kooky right now.  Things are a little murky right now.  But don’t worry your pretty little heads right now.  I’m gonna play Navajo Code Talker, and break it on down for ya right now.  Twenty teams still in the mix.  Twenty teams still fighting for their post season lives.  One game left and twenty teams.  Let’s have us a little look-see, shall we?  Sure we shall.          Read More »

You’ve got the boomin’ system but it’s blasting out doo-doo.  You think it’s chocolate milk, but it’s watered down yoo-hoo.  -Beastie Boys

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Let the games begin!  Nothing like a little Red Sox/Yankee talk to get the blood boiling.  Yankee fans everywhere are already shooting their big yappers off.  They really believe their washed up hero, Andy “the Kanoodler” Pettitte is better than our very own D-Nice.  Bah ha ha ha ha!        Read More »

Advice is cheap you can take it from me.  It’s yours to keep ’cause opinions are free.  -Billy Joel

Public Service Announcement:  Ok here we go!  Houston, we have a problem.  Yao Ming.  The Ming Dynasty.  The Great Wall of China.  Chairman Yao.  All of it.  This was his year.  We all knew it was coming.  We all saw the writing on the Great Wall.  MVP.  Best center in basketball.  Championships.  Then this happens.  Then the guy gets hurt.  You hate to see it.  It breaks your heart.  This was one of the good guys.  This was the year he was going to take it all.  He still might.        Read More »

Like I said. Just Because. Christopher Walken.

Peace out homies. Six two and even!

Bewildered, I need your, I need your, I need your guiding hand.  I’ll never, no, I’ll never understand.  -James Brown

We lost a legend today.  We lost James Brown.  We lost the Godfather of Soul.  We lost Mr. Dynamite. We lost the Hardest Working Man in Show Business. Brown was hospitalized Sunday with pneumonia. He passed away today at Emory Crawford Long Hospital in Atlanta.  He was 73.   Public Enemy’s Chuck D: “James presented obviously the best grooves.  To this day, there has been no one near as funky.  No one’s coming even close.”

Peace out James.  Six Two and Even!

Well it’s Monday night and we’re ready to rock!  Time to get all the hits, the bangs and the blocks.  -Hank Williams Jr.

Public Service Announcement:  OK here we go!  All right already.  Are you done?  Are you done opening presents and drinking egg-nog?  Can we get to some business now?  Some serious business?  Some NFL football business?  Thank you.            Read More »

One more time, we´re gonna celebrate, yeah.  Oh yeah, all right, don´t stop the dancing.  One more time, we´re gonna celebrate, yeah.  Oh yeah, all right, don´t stop the dancing.  -Daft Punk

Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go!  Just a short one today.  I’m going to the swamp.  I’m going to the swamp to see the New York football Giants.  I’m going to the swamp to see Tiki Barber in his last home game.  I was going to do a whole Tiki piece.  I just couldn’t do it.  Truth be told, I don’t like him much.  The piece wouldn’t have been heartfelt.  Would have been more lacking than usual.  But the moment is historic.  After all,  he is a Hall of Famer.  I’m just more interested in seeing St. Reggie play.  Mr. Excitement.  I have him going in a couple fantasy games.  Oh, just to remind you, just so you know, I’m the best fantasy player in the land.  Mr. Rourke style. I am in five fantasy football leagues.  Five.  In three of them, I’m in the finals.  In the other two, I’m playing for third.  Pretty, pretty good, even if I do damn say so my own damn self.  So, if I don’t don’t see you for a while, Merry X-Mas.  If I don’t see you for a while, Go Pats!           Read More »

Get about as oiled as a diesel train. Gonna set this dance alight. `Cause Saturday night’s the night I like.  -Elton John

Public Service Announcement: OK, here we go! While everybody, including yours truly, has their panties in a bunch over the Melo all day sucker punch, see what happens in the NHL with nary a mention. See what happened last night with nary a mention.  Check it, check it out:  Scott Nichol.

Peace out homes.   Six Two and Even!